All posts by Mike Cline Jr.

Always Carry A Bandaid In Your Wallet -Episode 310

As we learned in the classic Emma Roberts movie, Aquamarine, you should always carry a Bandaid in your Wallet.
As we learned in the classic Emma Roberts movie, Aquamarine, you should always carry a Bandaid in your Wallet.

In this podcast the guys talk about the age old credo, you only live once. The guys talk about how they didn’t follow that advice when they were in a hot tub with some ladies. Cline and Mark then trade some sad stories of their failures with the ladies. Plus they talk about Mark’s TV lineup, Thora Birch, Amanda Bynes and valuable life lessons from Emma Roberts movies like always carrying a Bandaid in your wallet, plus more!

England Hates Porn-Minisode182

Call your internet provider and tell them you are craving some teen anal.
Call your internet provider and tell them you are craving some teen anal.

The guys rally against the new porn laws that were recently passed in England, that force people to call their internet provider and request the porn filter to be turned off. Later the guys wonder why there isn’t any porn radio and try to give a sample of what that would sound like. Plus the guys wonder how Fish and Birds mate.

How To Cure Depression-Minisode 181

Acclaimed demotivational speaker Mike Cline Jr.'s new book.
Acclaimed demotivational speaker Mike Cline Jr.’s new book.

This week on the Life lessons edition of the podcast the guys give some valuable tips on the best ways to cure depression. Solid ideas to get you out of bed, out of your funk and loving life again or at least not hating it.

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Too Afraid To Gamble And Losing Important Documents-Episode 309

Too Afraid To Gamble.
Too Afraid To Gamble.

To start off the podcast Mark claims that he is on some kind of roll. He never got around to saying what he was rolling on . One thing he wasn’t doing, because he is too scared to gamble, is playing games at the the casino.  Later the guys talk about passing the bar exam and proper hand positions while driving. Cline then tells the story of his awful weekend and a tale about losing an important document. The guys talk about identity theft and wonder how easy it would actually back and a trip to the DMV. After that the guys talk about all the filth that is in our food everyday and come up with a new restaurant idea. Plus the guys discuss a loose bull that killed a lady and a hostage situation at Wal-Mart that Mark claims he wasn’t a witness to.

Problem Solvers: Debt

On this Problem Solvers edition of the Podcast the guys try to solve the problem of Debt. As usual they get a bit off track and in the end come up with very few answers to the problem

Debt sucks.
Debt sucks.

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