The Hotshot Whiz kids Podcast Minisode 121

Just Cline and Mila Kunis for over 500 days.
Just Cline and Mila Kunis for over 500 days.

It’s Minisode time and in this edition the guys talk about another space story, discussing the Billionaire who wants to send a couple to Mars. Cline volunteers to go and then the guys talk about going to Mars together. Cline once again brings up Mila Kunis as a person he’d like to take the trip with and he mentions this interview.  Plus Cline tries to explain to mark how the natural human day is around 25 hours.

The Hotshot Whiz Kids Podcast Episode 269

Look at those guns!
Look at those guns!

Express yourself and listen to the latest podcast. This time Mark talks about weird expressions and the guys talk about how gross people look when they are sleeping.  Later the guys reminisce about American Gladiator and Cline tells us who he would like to battle it out on the show. Plus the guys talk about how little of the world young people and people in general seem to know. The guys also wonder how much sex is actually going on in the prison system. Plus more!

Shut Up And Watch The Movie!: BMX Bandits

 

BMX Bandits (1983)
BMX Bandits (1983)

Wow. What a bad movie. This week we watch the 1983 movie BMX Bandits, a movie that is probably 30 minutes too long and has a story line that is a little bit absurd. The movie features a 16 year old Nicole Kidman. The movie features obnoxiously long chase themes involving cars and BMX bikes and of course the kids are way smarter than the adult criminal types and in the end save the day. All in all this is one of the worst movies we have ever seen. So get your Netflix ready to line up with our audio and pres play now!

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What The Hell Is A Podcast?

angryblogAfter almost three years of hosting a podcast one of the most frustrating things I have encountered is the fact that a large majority of people are not even aware that podcasts exist. I’ve encountered my fair share of puzzled looks and questions when I mention I have a podcast. “Is that on the internet?” many of the people will ask when I tell them about the show. I can’t believe that almost ten years after the format was invented that most people are oblivious to the podcast world. This is even after the success of many high profile podcasts. It just goes to show you how little of pop culture the average person is aware of. I mean, I’m not volunteering at the local senior center and telling the folks about my show while we catch a breather after doing the fox trot. I’m telling young and what I assume to be connected people who seem to be into being entertained. People are so involved in their own internet lives that they are seemingly oblivious to the things that are not directly connected to them. Sure a person could be tweeting 350 tweets a day, but that doesn’t mean they will listen to your podcast or even give it a second thought. It is one of the biggest obstacles when promoting a show.

Trying to get the attention of your target audience is increasingly difficult with the thousands of podcasts out there, not to mention the other million things people spend their time with like music, movies, TV, gossip and porn. This is especially difficult if you are a general topic comedy podcast like we are. We don’t really fit into any individual topic so it’s hard to convince strangers that we are worth listening to. The other obstacle that I have seen when telling people about the show is that people are not really sure how they can listen. Even with the majority of people constantly staring at their smartphones, they don’t seem to know that there is a world of entertainment at their fingertips. I have had to give people detailed instructions on how to setup a podcatcher with our RSS feed, subscribe to itunes or even download the stitcher app. There is not enough hours in the day to show everyone I meet how to find our RSS feed and then explain to them what an RSS feed is after that.

After a while I learned it is not even worth it to tell most people about the show. As my co-host Mark mentions on our show this week, there are lots of people who don’t even know who Adam Carolla is and he is arguably the most successful of us all. In fact that same person Mark was talking to didn’t even know who Jimmy Kimmel is and he is on a network show, not to mention the fact that he hosted the Emmys last year. Our best bet is to tell as many people about the our podcasts but don’t expect too much. Maybe every once in a while someone will actually figure out how to listen or actually become a regular listener. Instead we need to focus on people who actually listen to podcasts. We are probably still a few years away from the word Podcast and the most popular shows being something that is in the national lexicon and who knows if it will ever be something that young people are attracted to. The attention span of the average high school student or person in their early twenties is considerably shorter than us in the the generation or two before. I’ve seen statistics that said that most podcast listeners are in their late twenties to early thirties so we should probably market our shows accordingly. Unfortunately, if this demographic trend does keep up we may have to visit the senior center to promote the show afterall.

The Hotshot Whiz Kids Podcast Minisode 120

Where did all that money go?
Where did all that money go?

The guys finish off yet another week with topics such as Girls Gone Wild going bankrupt, working from home, glory holes, deciding who they can beat up, hot janitors and more, well not much more.