Mark starts the show off with some anecdotes from his day of shopping, which included a run-in with a shirt-off (A guy who insists on having his shirt off). This leads to Cline wishing he had a job where he needs to wear a hard hat. The guys complain about job safety and Cline wonders about lawsuit settlements. Later the guys talk about watching porn with unattractive participants and Cline gives his theories on the similarities of job interviews and first dates. Plus, dating giants, paying hookers to bother Mark on his lunch break and dirty houses.