The podcast starts off with Mark telling a story about how he recently almost drowned in Hawaiian Punch. After that the guys wonder if any dudes have a snot fetish. Mark wonders if any guys use their own spit for lube whilst pleasuring themselves. Then the guys compare how far they can “shoot”, if you know what I mean. Later the guys complain about how annoying other people’s alarms are and waking up in general. Plus sex addicts, an ask Mark segment where he enjoys hypothetical gay experience, words Cline won’t say and bragging about stuff.