Mark starts off with another fake commercial which Cline says is just a bit that Mark inadvertently stole from the old MTV show, The State. The guys also talk about Michael Ian Black, Tracy Morgan and the art of having a character as your public persona. Later Cline talks about how he feels bad turning people down and is ultimately glad that he doesn’t have any friends. Cline decided that the best excuse to get out of social gatherings is to say you are an addict in recovery. Plus the the guys talk about bringing donuts to work, work jargon, heading to our inevitable end and complaining about young people’s lack of attention span.