Mark starts the podcast off by talking about how guys like Frank Sinatra and the rest of the rat pack would never be famous today because they were too ugly. Mark also rants about Elvis and how the only reason he is still popular is because he died kind of young. Plus the guys talk about the state of music today. They also wonder if when you are dating Scarlett Johansson you can put on her movies. Cline also talks abut how he enjoys finding out what young girls from movies in the 90s look like today, like Mara Wilson from Miracle on 34th Street and Matilda. Later the guys once again discuss ass eating, which seems to be a popular topic on the show these days. Plus the guys talk about how coffee tastes like dirt and a certain person they see on Twitter who annoys them.