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Khaleesi Has A Broken heart And Illegal Alien Camels Doing The Booty Dance-Minisode128

The way you eat is so entertaining, Mr. Camel.
The way you eat is so entertaining, Mr. Camel.

In this Minisode the guys talk about Seth Macfarlane breaking up with the Khaleesi and illegal alien Camels doing the booty dance. Later Cline tells us about his new idea for a Whoretel where there are many ladies available to gentleman willing to pay a premium for their room. Which he swears isn’t a clever cover to have legal prostitution.

Just Give Me A Reason-Pink | Music Review Podcast

Just give me a reason not to fall asleep during this song.
Just give me a reason not to fall asleep during this song.

As far as Pink songs go, this is definitely one of her duller songs. Despite that, this slow and boring song has made its way up the charts.  The Hotshot Whiz kids recently listened and reviewed this song. Here is what they thought.

Mark Thinks he Can Beat Up An Ostrich And Headless Chickens-Minisode127

Mark makes a bold claim that he could easily beat up an ostrich.
Mark makes a bold claim that he could easily beat up an ostrich.

Cline finally announces that his chair is finally mostly squeak free, which is something that many listeners have been annoyed with the past few months. After this Mark declares that he could beat up an ostrich, which of course he is very wrong about. Later Cline tells us the famous tale of Mike the headless chicken and the guys discuss how The Walking Dead is not very accurate in their depiction of killing Zombies. Plus a guy who dressed as a pilot and sat down in a cockpit.

Burlesque Is Boring And Alan Thicke’s Mansion-Episode 273

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This time the guys start off by talking about how dumb burlesque shows are and how only girls find them entertaining. Later Mark poses a sort of racist question for his Asian friends. Plus the guys talk about freeloaders and people on disability and decide that they would like to stop working and get money from the government. Plus, selling yourself and products, imaginary money, Alan Thicke and taking people out of their houses via crane.

The Hotshot Whiz Kids Podcast Archives: Episode 4

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In this episode, which was originally released on August 5th 2o10 the guys still are without their theme song, but Mark has finally dropped his signature Never O’ Clock intro. The guys talk about being a ghost, lesbian roommates,  McDonald’s and more!