All posts by Mike Cline Jr.

Problem Solvers: The Prison System

Elvis always made the best of his prison stays.
Elvis always made the best of his prison stays.

Turns out there might be way too many criminals. Prison overcrowding has increasingly become a problem in recent years and helped keep everyone’s favorite drug addict and criminal mastermind Lindsey Lohan out of the clink. At the same time some say crime rates are increasing in the nation’s biggest cities. This has many wondering how we are going to house all of these prisoners in the coming years. Luckily for you, as usual, The Hotshot Whiz Kids have all of the answers on the latest Problem Solvers edition of the Podcast.

Water Polo And Frozen Sperm- Episode 302

Where's your horse?
Where’s your horse?

Mark has another new invention that was already invented and he goes on to tell us once again how stupid others are. Cline then complains about a bad driver he recently encountered. Plus the guys talk about water polo, frozen sperm, James Dean and a story about Cline getting an ultrasound on his balls when he was 14.

James Woods Likes Younger Ladies- Minisode 170

Younger is always better in a James Woods' world.
Younger is always better in a James Woods’ world.

The guys talk about James Woods and his love of younger ladies. Nothing wrong with a 46 year age difference, is their? Later Cline wonders if Mark would date a drug addict or participate in drug activities if the girl was hot enough. Cline then explains to Mark how people normally consume heroin and Mark fondly recalls a stripper who snorted some coke before he got his lapdance.

How To Have An Affair Without Getting Caught

One of many websites to find your mistress.
One of many websites to find your mistress.

Last week we taught you how to ask a girl out. After you marry said girl, you might get sick of her and want to get something new on the side. If that’s the case we have some valuable tips that will help you avoid getting caught and having a messy, expensive divorce.

Eating At Sonic And The Mystery Puddle-Episode 301

May I take your order?
May I take your order?

The show starts off with a mystery puddle at Mark’s place that my have been from a ghost or maybe just rat urine. Plus the guys talk about donuts, Shallow Hal, Toy Hunter, Sonic Drive-In, the devil, cloud atlas and more!