Mark starts off the show by being outraged when he found out that the glory hole porn he was watching turned out to be fake. Later the guys argue and try to figure out what the youngest possible age a woman could be a grandmother. Cline talks about looking forward to things and generally being pessimistic about life. Plus the guys talk about speeding and new cars. Later Mark tells a story about how he thinks he might have been molested by an older woman he was dancing with when he was a kid. The guys talk about their different but equally horrible and depressing high school experiences.