The internet is now littered with videos of various idiots doing their own rendition of the newest internet sensation, The Harlem Shake, which features a bunch of people dancing to what is one of the worst songs ever recorded. No one in their right mind would listen to that song in any other context other than watching morons who think they are doing something clever repeat the same joke over and over. I might give a little credit to whoever was the first one to put one of these videos out, but at this point that person should only get credit for wasting countless hours of our collective lives seeing or hearing the videos which every group, including some of our beloved sports teams, putting out their very own version. What is it about people that makes them so uncreative that they need to take some lame idea and then repeat it until every sane person wants to strangle the next person who even mentions the words Harlem or Shake? Sharing the videos like every other internet meme and laughing hysterically as they watch all of their equally dumb friends comment and like the posts. The worst part of this whole pop culture debacle is the fact that the song hit the top of the Billboard charts, but not because lots of people bought the song, instead because it received millions of YouTube plays. For the first time ever Billboard decided that it was time to count internet plays in calculating what the number one song in the country is. For the second time in the last year an annoying internet sensation has made it to the top of the charts. It will be interesting to see how this all plays out in the next few years because we are sure to see a whole lot more of these type of hits now that YouTube views count towards how Billboard charts songs. Who knows, in the next couple years we will be wishing there were songs like the Harlem Shake around while we are stuck listening to a squirrel sing a cover of Dancing Queen by ABBA and happened to get 20o million plays on YouTube. The future of top 40 could be very bleak in the years to come.
The Hotshot Whiz Kids Podcast Archives Episode 2
Here is what was originally supposed to be the second half of episode one, but after we decided we would go with the thirty minute format for every episode. The episode was released on July 29th, 2010. In this episode Mark complains about how bosses can boss you around, which would be the start of a theme that he would stick with to this day plus discussions about pigeons, changing names and more.
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The Hotshot Whiz Kids Podcast Episode 268
The guys start off by talking about cheese puffs and how it is so easy to eat a whole bag. Later they talk about getting trouble from security guards at the hockey arena. They also talk about how as consumers we are not really sure if we are paying fair prices for things. Mark also mentions how he forgot how to ride a bike and Cline says skateboards are a horrible mode of transportation. Plus discussions about granola bars, getting ripped off at a strip club in Fort Lauderdale, the new Mountain Dew breakfast drink, smoking and those bonus scenes at the end of movies like Ferris Bueller
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The Hotshot Whiz Kids Podcast Archives Episode 1
Here it is, our very first episode, which was originally recorded on July 23rd 2010 and released on July 26th 2010. When we first started we didn’t even come up with a format, basically we just hit record and let it rip. At the time we had a horrible microphone setup, as in we didn’t have one at all. We just used the built in laptop microphone on Cline’s laptop. You will notice the missing theme music and Mark’s signature intro. In the episode the guys talk about Cline’s no vomit streak anniversary, urinal etiquette, creeping on girls on the internet and more!
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The Hotshot Whiz Kids Podcast Minisode 119
In this rather serious episode the guys talk about the Spread The Word To End The Word campaign and Cline speaks out on how he is against any, what he calls, watering down of the language. The discuss using the forbidden words and talk about the consequences of using them in public. Later we find out that Mark didn’t know the the word canoodle until Cline used it around the year 2002.
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