All posts by Mike Cline Jr.

Mark Drowns In Hawaiian Punch-Episode 308

Such a tasty way to die.
Such a tasty way to die.

The podcast starts off with Mark telling a story about how he recently almost drowned in Hawaiian Punch. After that the guys wonder if any dudes have a snot fetish. Mark wonders if any guys use their own spit for lube whilst pleasuring themselves. Then the guys compare how far they can “shoot”, if you know what I mean. Later the guys complain about how annoying other people’s alarms are and waking up in general. Plus sex addicts, an ask Mark segment where he enjoys hypothetical gay experience, words Cline won’t say and bragging about stuff.

Jean Claude Splits and Does Twitter Even Matter?-Minisode 179

One Trick Pony.
One Trick Pony.

In this podcast episode the guys discuss Twitter and how stuff trending does not necessarily mean anything. A recent example being the movie Sharknado, which was the talk of Twitter, but saw modest to poor ratings for the initial broadcast.  The guys also talk about annoying people who move to LA, Expendables 2, Jean Claude Van Damme , mercenaries and more!

How To Meet New People-Minisode 178

Dancing is a great way to meet new people and if you're lucky exchange bodily fluids.
Dancing is a great way to meet new people and if you’re lucky exchange bodily fluids.

This time on the podcast the guys will teach you the most effective ways to meet new people if that’s something you would like to do. The guys don’t actually recommend you meeting new people but they still provide some helpful tips if you insist on being friendly. We give all the ways that will get you to stop stewing in your own juices every Saturday night and get out there with the people.

Crazy Kirk Cameron Has A New Horrible Movie-Episode 307

What happened to the Mike Seaver we all knew and loved.
What happened to the Mike Seaver we all knew and loved.

In the middle of a torrential rain storm the guys recorded the first episode of the week. The guys talk about a couple ladies who became fast friends in a waiting room Mark was recently in. Later the guys talk about how successful characters were on 80s TV shows. After that they talk about Kirk Cameron and how he claims Facebook and YouTube blocked blocked the trailer to his new movie which will be in theaters for one day in September. Plus the guys talk about Tyler Perry movies, tired male porn stars, sad sack guys who take back girlfriends who cheat, love letters to Mark and soul mates.

The Future Of Music: Predictabilities Episode 6

The Future Of Music.
The Future Of Music.

This week the guys try to predict where music is headed. They talk about musical trends, how we buy music and the technology used to produce the music. Will pop music still be the music of choice for young people in a 100 years or will some new genre emerge as the favorite music style. Could we see the most famous music stars be nothing more than a complicated computer program. Will holographic versions of our favorite artists perform for centuries to come? All that and more on the latest Futurist podcast episode of Predictabilities!