Category Archives: Ask Mark

Time Travelin’ George Washington-Episode 327

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In this podcast Mark decides to share some more of his ideas for comedy sketches that the guys will never have the time to make. Later Cline complains about series finale parties and the guys talk about how they like to watch their shows alone. Then the guys wonder what would happen if we instantly transported George Washington to our time. Plus in a segment of ask Mark, Cline gives a list of potential girls mark could date with various ailments.

Mark Drowns In Hawaiian Punch-Episode 308

Such a tasty way to die.
Such a tasty way to die.

The podcast starts off with Mark telling a story about how he recently almost drowned in Hawaiian Punch. After that the guys wonder if any dudes have a snot fetish. Mark wonders if any guys use their own spit for lube whilst pleasuring themselves. Then the guys compare how far they can “shoot”, if you know what I mean. Later the guys complain about how annoying other people’s alarms are and waking up in general. Plus sex addicts, an ask Mark segment where he enjoys hypothetical gay experience, words Cline won’t say and bragging about stuff.

Mark Is Smarter Than Everyone -Episode 299

Mark is a genius, according to Mark.
Mark is a genius, according to Mark.

The show starts off with mark once again complaining about stupid people and stating that he is pretty much smarter than everyone. He also won’t admit if he thinks he is smarter than his parents. After that the guys talk about which accents make you sound the least intelligent. Later the guys talk about the death of James Gandolfini, which Mark, although a fan couldn’t care less about. Plus fat people at buffets, brain surgery and a round of Ask Mark.

The Hotshot Whiz Kids Podcast Episode 261

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The week starts off with the guys talking about the supposed You Porn commercial that was turned down for the Super Bowl. Cline thinks the story was a plant to get int he news while Mark is positive he was ripped off and that he had the idea first.  Later the guys talk about how girls are notorious when it comes to not being able to hold their urine and we Ask Mark if he would accept being insanely overweight if he in exchange was the world’s best singer. They also talk about the girl who gave attitude to a judge in Miami and got herself thirty days in the slammer and John Gotti legends.
Video Of initial incident (top) and her unsurprising apology. Looks like her mommy was pretty upset.

The Hotshot Whiz Kids Podcast Episode 259

Turns out Robin is still alive.
Turns out Robin is still alive.

This week starts off with the guys talking about deer in the road, cold medicine and pouring boiling Gatorade on the losing team coach. Plus an Ask Mark segment where we ask Mark if he would make love to a giant. Later they talk about Robin Leach and the fact he is still alive, pajama bottoms and more!