Five Things We Can Do Without

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This time on the podcast Cline talks about five things he can do without. One of the things Mark disagreed with and the rest he was pretty apathetic about. What are these five things you ask? Well, have a listen and find out!

Pop Clips!: Boobie Painter And Everyone Wang Chung

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This time on the Pop Clips! edition of the podcast the guys listen to a woman who paints with her breasts, a reporter pass out on live TV, a Mortal Kombat band cover of Subway’s Five Dollar Foot Long song and the guys discuss Everybody Have Fun Tonight by the band Wang Chung. Plus a lady who dreams of being the fattest girl in the world.

Delusional People and Hairy Situations-Episode 355

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Mark starts the podcast off with yet another realization. He has noticed that most people are totally unaware and possibly delusional about who they really are. Later Cline asks Mark what his Make-A-Wish would be if he was dying and had to choose to do anything in the world (that doesn’t involve sex). Mark doesn’t have an answer and reveals that he really has zero interests. Plus the guys talk about how they would never be cremated and want to be buried to leave open the possibility that some alien race in the distant future will bring them back to life.  Plus the guys discuss if Darlene from the show Rosanne is hot, tribes picking ticks off their father’s balls and Cline talks about the hairiest bush he has ever seen in his life!

How To Pick Up A Girl At A Club

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This time on the life lessons edition of the podcast the guys will give you all the secrets to picking up a girl at your local dance club or bar. The guys have lots of experience with this sort of thing, so you won’t find a couple of better teachers when it comes to woman.

The Rat Pack Was Ugly-Episode 354

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Mark starts the podcast off by talking about how guys like Frank Sinatra and the rest of the rat pack would never be famous today because they were too ugly. Mark also rants about Elvis and how the only reason he is still popular is because he died kind of young. Plus the guys talk about the state of music today. They also wonder if when you are dating Scarlett Johansson you can put on her movies. Cline also talks abut how he enjoys finding out what young girls from movies in the 90s look like today, like Mara Wilson from Miracle on 34th Street and Matilda. Later the guys once again discuss ass eating, which seems to be a popular topic on the show these days. Plus the guys talk about how coffee tastes like dirt and a certain person they see on Twitter who annoys them.