How To Get Rid Of A Dead Body

Dexter Seems to know what he was doing, but in real life he's probably get caught.
Dexter Seems to know what he is doing, but in real life he’s probably get caught.

Last week as workers were cleaning out a house in Poughkeepsie, NY where the owner had just died, they made a gruesome discovery. In the walls were the skeletal remains of what authorities would later confirm to be the deceased owner’s wife who had been missing for 28 years. The man managed to get away with what turns out to be the perfect crime. With modern advances, though, we can not recommend using the same techniques as this guy did a few decades ago. So, in this podcast we try to figure out how one would accomplish the the crime without getting caught in this day and age. Disclaimer: This Podcast is for Entertainment PurposeOnly.

School Nurses Are Useless-Episode 303

Useless.
Useless.School

Are you sick of being you? Mark poses this question to start of the show. The guys then talk about more social awkwardness and how mingling at parties is not something they are good at. Plus they talk about weigh loss scams, winning T-shirts at the county fair and other bad shirts. Cline then tells tells a story about an extremely offensive shirt that a kid in high school wore one time. Cline also tells a story about the time a kid poured soup on him at lunch and he had to take a shirt from the school lost and found. After that the guys talk about school nurses and Mark talks about how useless they are.

Predictabilities: The Future Of Transportation

The Future Of Travel, on Earth and Beyond. Photo: NASA
The Future Of Travel, on Earth and Beyond. Photo: NASA

In this episode of the podcast the guys try to imagine the future of transportation. They begin with talking about automated cars and the possibility that eventually we will no longer manually drive cars with automated cars being the safer, more economical option. Later the guys discuss the always proposed but never built high speed bullet trains. They talk about a world where one could travel across the country in a short period of time and for not  a lot of money. Finally they discuss future space travel, which would include suborbital flights that could  get you from New York to London in an hour. Plus the future of intergalactic space travel. Is the technology we see on TV and the movies even possible?

The Hotshot Whiz Kids Podcast Archive: Episode 6

Episode 6th from August 12th 2010.
Episode 6th from August 12th 2010.

In this episode Cline seems to be confused to what episode this actually is but we assure you that it is the 6th episode of the podcast, which was released on August 12th 2010. we are still not using the original theme music in this episode and are still recording through the built in microphone on Cline’s laptop, which accounts for the bad sound. In this episode the guys talk about hotels, being followed, our first show business idea, tips, man’s lady, bike riding and more!

Story Time: Rider On The Storm

Read the very important signs.
Read the very important signs.

It is sad to say but the final edition of Story Time is upon us. This short story was written around 1994 and is by far the darkest of the three short stories that I penned in middle school. The is an obvious reference to the classic Doors song, which was the inspiration for this twisted little tale. The story follows the horrible events that occurred during an unfortunate commute home. Mark narrates the story while we both interject throughout the reading.

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