Shut Up And Watch The Movie!: The Jerk Theory

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This week we watch the 2009 movie the Jerk Theory starring Adam Dynes and Mrs. Channing Tatum, Jenna Dewan. In the film Adam Dynes’ character is a lead singer in a high school band who decided it will be easier to get girls if he is a jerk. All this stems from an incident where he was heart broken after his arch rival took his girl to the prom. The music in the movie was written and performed by Mr. Dynes himself, which I wouldn’t openly admit in public if I were him. As viewers we are forced to suspend our disbelief and musical taste and pretend the watered down, generic pop music is something all of the kids at his Catholic high school love. Tom Arnold and some especially ugly sidekick offer some “comic relief” and the movie is a little bit more edgy than you would think for a wannabee 80’s teen movie. All in all the movie sucks, but The Hotshot Whiz Kids are here to help. Get your Netflix all ready and Shut up And Watch The Movie!

 

 

 

 

 

 

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The Hotshot Whiz kids Podcast Minisode 99

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The guys start off by talking about how it turns out that an asteroid will not hit the planet in 2036. The guys debate if humans could even stop one from hitting us if we knew it was coming. Plus, the guys talk about Aerosmith  and the Livin’ on the edge video, guessing people’s ages, predicting how they will die and Mark tells us how he is a master chef who has never actually cooked anything!

 

 

 

The Hotshot Whiz Kids Podcast Episode 254

Sorry Cats, Mark doesn't love you.
Sorry Cats, Mark doesn’t love you.

Mark starts off by telling us how there was a rogue bird in his house that he had to chase away with a broom like an old lady. After that Mark names himself the Minister Of Extinction, which is a position where Mark chooses which species will be erased from existence.  Plus the guys talk about incurable gonorrhea,  task rabbit, bad jokes and more!

The Hotshot Whiz Kids Podcast Minisode 98

A world without restaurant servers.
A world without restaurant servers.

The guys start off by talking about the cutting for Bieber hoax from last week.They also talk about a table with a touch screen so you won’t have to deal with waiters anymore when you go out to eat. Finally the guys talk about their new restaurant where they only sell one dish.

The Hotshot Whiz Kids Podcast Minisode 97

This glass of awesome will make you very sad, according to some study.
This glass of awesome will make you very sad, according to some study.

This time the guys talk about a new study that says Soda causes depression. This makes Cline, a soda enthusiast, very angry. The guys talk about depression and give their theories on the causes of depression. Plus they talk about the war on soda, old home movies, expensive sneakers and more!